The collector Alain Servais showed up at the Armory show

- "Come on Alain, buy this Greg Bogin! I give you a 10% off, because we are old buddies."

he didn't buy and even went not straight to the artist studio. Maybe he is broke?

Answer of a gallerist to young artist

I don't have any time, but send an email at the gallery, with only, I insist, a link to your website. We'll checked it and keep in touch, isn't it? Allez, goodbye & good luck!

Miroslaw Balka nervous breakdown

Fuck you lazy art ape cock dealer sucker! You made a fault in my name in the art fair 's catalogue: Miroslaw Balka with a "K" not a "C"!

We have to reprint 50.000 ex. and send it to every fucking visitors.

Armory Show: First sale

For you, I discount 10%. Because you are a new collector.
But this is exceptional... especially for a work so unique.
When we know that the artist has a piece in the Pinault's collection... we know what that means

The Armory Show: The Party!!!!

Such a great party! It's so interesting to talk with my friend Sandy Rower and this charming Emi Fontana.

Uh...Mmmh... Yoann Gourmel here?

The Armory Show: Friends

Haaa, René-Julien Praz! Where is the party tonight?

ok-ok, pal... How, lady Amalia Dayan! Where is the party Tonight? Do you remember, in 1995, you and...

... me...

The Armory Show and others art fairs

Beside the Armory Show, there are a lot of art fairs this week in N.Y.
Before you act like a moron, few tips:
Don't say: "Are you going to the Volta Show?" Just: " Going to the Daycare?"
Don't say: "The Independent art fair", but "the Wannabe art fair"
Don't say: "the Scope art fair", but " the flea market".
Don't say: "The Art Show", but " the sharks association show".
Etc..

 Enjoy.