Hi. I'm a French Art Dealer working in a big contemporary art gallery.
This is my life. For you, it's an inside look in the glamorous realm of the art market.
I prefer to stay anonymous. Call me Anthony. "Toto" for my friends.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Ai Weiwei’s Sunflower Seeds - auction




- Hi Ai Weiwei, I'm the anonymous "Sunflowers Seeds" £350,000 fucking bider, hehehe !!!












-Hahaha Toto. Bingo! Our join venture is a success. Jim at Mary Boone and Miele just called me: We sold the rest of the Sun-fucking-flowers Seeds edition for twice the price.

Free China, Free Capitalism, bro !!!

Franky says hi.

Monday, February 14, 2011

VIP artfair

- Hello Michael, my dearest bastard journalist! I suppose you want know about the VIP artfair, isn't it?
- For us: "IMPECCABLE". 130k the first day, etc...
- But a disaster for most of the galleries. David Zwirner, himself, did a zeeeeeerO !







- For us: I.M.P.E.C.C.A.B.L.E. 1 million K, the first hour. Yes-yes.







- And zeeeROOOOO, for my friend David.